diagnosis quiz

Energy & Clarity

Are you running a business or being chased by one?

1. When you think about your business right now, you feel:

A. Like herding cats while juggling flaming torches

B. Productive-ish? But also like I might be rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic

C. Like I'm constantly putting out fires I didn't even know I started

D. Good at my work, invisible to the internet

2. If you went on holiday for 4 weeks, what would happen?

A. The business would completely ghost everyone

B. Money would leak out somewhere but I'm not sure where the hole is

C. I'd come back to tumbleweeds and a very judgy inbox

D. My carefully crafted content calendar would be talking to crickets

3. How many offers do you currently have?

A. Enough to open a small boutique (send help)

B. A few...or five...definitely not twelve...okay maybe twelve

C. One! But it's playing hide and seek with consistent sales

D. One that slaps, but it's basically a well-kept secret

4. Your calendar feels:

A. Like a Tetris game designed by a sadist

B. Impressively packed with...something? What even is half this stuff?

C. Organised! But the results are chaos rather than productive

D. Suspiciously open when I really need it to be full

Money & Control

The "show me the money...no seriously, where is it?" section

5. Do you know your current monthly profit?

A. Bold of you to assume I know what's in my business bank account

B. I could ballpark it, but I'd probably be $10K off in either direction

C. Yes, but it's moodier than a teenager

D. Yes, but the predictability is on vacation

6. How do you set pricing?

A. I Googled three competitors and picked the middle number

B. I chose something that wouldn't make me throw up when I said it out loud

C. I did the math! Then immediately questioned all of it

D. I think it's right, I just need more humans to say yes

7. Do you pay yourself consistently?

A. Does "when there's money left over" count as a strategy?

B. Some months I'm a CEO, some months I'm a volunteer

C. Usually! But it feels like a miracle every time

D. Yes, now if only I could pay myself more

8. Do you forecast revenue?

A. Forecast? I'm still trying to figure out last month

B. When Mercury's in retrograde and I feel spicy

C. Every quarter, like a responsible adult

D. Only when the bank account gives me anxiety sweats

Execution & Focus

Where plans go to die

9. Do you work with 90-day plans?

A. I work in "what fire is biggest today" plans

B. I have a plan! Somewhere. I think it's in a notebook

C. Yes, but it's more of a suggestion

D. Only when I'm launching something and pretending to have my life together

10. Do you track weekly metrics?

A. I track my coffee intake, does that count?

B. When I remember, which is...not often

C. Yes! I even have a spreadsheet (that I sometimes look at)

D. Just revenue, because everything else feels like advanced math

11. When revenue dips, you:

A. Spiral and question every life choice since 2019

B. Work until midnight like hustle will fix the systemic issue

C. Ooh, shiny new strategy! immediately abandon current plan

D. Panic-boost a Facebook ad and pray to the algorithm gods

Leads & Positioning

AKA "why doesn't the internet know I exist?"

12. Are leads predictable?

A. As predictable as a cat's mood

B. My bestie refers people sometimes, does that count?

C. Only when I launch, then it's feast or famine

D. I run ads and...results may vary

13. Is your ideal client crystal clear?

A. I mean...people with money who need help?

B. Sort of? I could pick them out of a lineup, maybe

C. YES. I could write their biography

D. Yes, but my messaging sounds like everyone else's

14. Do you have a simple funnel?

A. I have an email list and a dream

B. I technically have one but it's held together with duct tape and hope

C. Yes! Lead magnet → email → offer (the classics)

D. Yes, and I'm even running ads to it (but it's not converting like I thought)

15. What best describes your marketing?

A. Chaotic at best

B. Throwing spaghetti at the wall and seeing what sticks

C. Launch-based (and I'm tired)

D. Structured, strategic...and somehow still not working

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